Twixmas. That time between Boxing Day and New Year's Eve. Cold turkey leftovers, reheated veg, all that's left in the plastic tub of chocolate treats are those orange cremes and coconut thingies and what day is it today anyway? It all feels a bit piggin' stodgy. That's where this little box of crunchiness comes in. It's the swinal countdown! Behind each door hides a porky treat to snaffle until it's time to P-A-R-T-A-A-Y-Y-Y-Y like it's 1999 (dancing to 'Livin' La Vida Loca', showing off your fancy flip phone and ignoring the millennium bug). This calendar includes: 6 x 8g packs of our awesome flavoured pork crackling, one of each of the following: Marvellous Maple, Low & Slow BBQ, Pigs in Blankets, Perfectly Salted, Black Pepper and Salt 'n' Vinegar 1 x 25g packet of Marvellous Maple Porky Puffs A feeling of unbridled contentment to see you through the Twixmas period And chillax... our products are freshly sealed so they will maintain freshness and AWESOMENESS well past New Year. Like they'd be hanging around that long anyway. As if.
